The Divorce Files Canvas Tote Bag | Funny Divorce Gift
The Divorce Files Canvas Tote Bag | Funny Divorce Gift
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She has the parenting plan. The financial disclosures. The screenshots. The emails. The document that was apparently supposed to be signed three weeks ago.
She has organized them by date, subject, and degree of ridiculousness.
What started as a marriage has become a remarkably extensive filing system.
At least the paperwork is organized.
The Divorce Files cotton canvas tote bag is for the woman who never expected her marriage to require this much documentation.
A little divorce humor for attorney appointments, mediation, courthouse visits, and whatever administrative nonsense comes next.
A meaningful gift for:
- Women going through a divorce
- Newly divorced friends with a sense of humor
- Women navigating mediation and custody paperwork
- Anyone whose marriage generated an unreasonable amount of documentation
The details:
- 100% cotton canvas
- Natural canvas with black typography
- 15” × 16”
- Reusable everyday tote bag
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