condolences to his next girlfriend

She genuinely wishes her well.

This one is for the women who survived the confusion, the excuses, the emotional inconsistency, and the version of him nobody else seemed to see. Some lessons become funnier once they stop hurting.

Some patterns introduce themselves eventually.

A meaningful gift for:

• For the woman finally far enough out to laugh about it
• For anyone who watched the pattern repeat itself with someone new
• For women in their petty era — elevated, healed, and slightly entertained

Product Details:

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz
• Relaxed unisex fit, tubular knit
• Soft broken-in feel
• Available S–4XL

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach.